Oh Shit!

It's finals week and I'm cramming. I decided to take a break for a change and check my e-mail and this is what a friend sent me so I thought I'd post it since I haven't posted in months. Not to mention all I've been saying for the past few weeks is shit and this little ditty brought me some much needed comic relief.

Well it's back to the study dungeon for me, I have to have Sophocles' plays Antigone and Oedipus Rex [the king] read and analyized by Thursday for my English class. Would have been nice if the teacher would have let me know before last Thursday. I'm supposed to have a note taker in that class and he knows I have major issues concentrating, well shit!

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The Most Functional English Word.

Well, it's SHIT.
That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language

Consider:

You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
and crazy shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit,
and chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
catch shit,
sling shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit,
or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I Do Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day,without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head.......

Well, shit happens!